The Green Goblin Blog

I've just noticed that my Daily Bread sandwiches are trying to cater for the mind as well as the body. Today's Garlic and Ginger Chicken packaging carries the quote:
"You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed, you're not the eldest son" (Stephen Fry).

Now that's enough to drag me to their website where I can see a Macromedia Flash animation slowly delivering quote after quote; very relaxing. Now I can look almost intellectual at the next dinner party we get invited to... except I have the memory of a goldfish and get invited to dinner as often as said creature.

Hmmm. They're starting to repeat which makes this one most appropriate:

"If you've heard this before, don't stop me because I'd like to hear it again" (Groucho Marx)